Helpful Hints

[RG_]

Originally Posted by sarah thorne

There used to be a store in the city I live called The Wooden Spoon Gourmet shop! The store is meant for gourmet and specialty cooks, but OMG, I saw implements EVERYWHERE when I walked into that place!!! Including a 3 ft wooden spoon!

Here are a few items found for 'cooking'.

Believe it or not, it was a message posted by a member on another discussion site asking about this very store that led to sarah and I meeting. Though I knew sarah from her ID and postings on the site, like many of those that we know online, I had no clue where she actually was in the world. When the question was posted, asking about this shop in Louisville, Kentucky, I determined that when I returned home in the evening that I would reply that I would be happy to visit it for them. When I did come home, sarah had posted, stating that she lived in Kentucky, and would be glad to help. She was only 90 minutes away! We didn't meet right away, but started a friendly and occasional correspondence. She followed up her reply to the post from England with the pictures above, illustrating what was available for the curious Brit.

[sarah thorne]

Originally Posted by Adelina

I must be the only spanko viewing those photos on a spanking website and fantasizing about the batter I could mix with those things.

That's because you're such a concrete person.

Literally.

sarah

[EmmyDoll]

I thought I might wonder back to the topic of this thread. Hahah. Even though the wooden spoons were very nice.

But a helpful hint. Do let the spankee wear flip flops, high heels, or any heeless shoes. As a matter of fact. Shoes should NOT be worn at all. Unless they are laced and securely facened. I've heard tales of lamps destroyed, minor concusions, and some very mean tops who think that shoes are wonderful spanking implements and take very good use of the nearby flip flops.

And sadly enough. Soap in the mouth is very good for dental hygene. Lol.

[RG_]

Originally Posted by EmmyDoll

Do[n't] let the spankee wear flip flops, high heels, or any heeless shoes. As a matter of fact. Shoes should NOT be worn at all.

For what it's worth, I have, in fact, been hit in the head by a shoe before, flying off of a kicked-up-leg.

[EmmyDoll]

Originally Posted by RG_

For what it's worth, I have, in fact, been hit in the head by a shoe before, flying off of a kicked-up-leg.

My point hath been proven. ^_^

[kaylex]

Throwing implements can be VERY effective or can seriously backfire! Depending on who it is.

Also after spending time in the company of spanko's when going into vanilla world you have o double filter what you say.

[EricaScott]

Some more helpful hints, if your spanker just isn't cutting it and you want to ramp things up a bit:

1. Start chanting "Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man..."

2. Pick up the nearest reading material and start leafing through it.

3. When asked if you're feeling this, ask "Feeling what?"

4. Yawn loudly. Better yet, snore. -- Erica

[lil_dixiedarling]

Originally Posted by EricaScott

Some more helpful hints, if your spanker just isn't cutting it and you want to ramp things up a bit:

1. Start chanting "Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man..."

2. Pick up the nearest reading material and start leafing through it.

3. When asked if you're feeling this, ask "Feeling what?"

4. Yawn loudly. Better yet, snore. -- Erica

and what do we do when not even those helpful hints work? I would LOVE to know...

Sherie

[lil_babygirl]

Originally Posted by spanked~amber

For some reason, not answering a question by a top is as bad as giving a smart mouth answer.

Don't have gum or in your mouth during a spanking, it's tempting to blow bubbles and boy does that get you into more trouble.

Thanks for the tip on that one, amber.... I like to chew gum.