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LOL Hallelujah Brother Texas Jack. I just see this little woodshed made over to look like a church, with "Proverbs 23:13" painted somewhere on its walls.
Father BlackVelvet is in the pulpit, Brother Texas Jack is by the confessional. "Spank me Father, I WANT to sin......" |
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no no no no... that's not how it goes, BV!!.. It's "Spank me Father, for I have sinned.......Sheesh.. get it right, Mister!"
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About smiting beazelbub from sinful bottoms...
Hmmm...
Perhaps it's time Philadelphia got a new church. In the meantime, if any of you ladies have been naughty drop me a line and I'll see to it personally (veeery personally) that you're set onto the path of righteousness.....or something like that. Reverently, Reverend Greg
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Ft Worth Pastor
Right here in our own backyard....no what do ya know?
Being the product of Irish Catholic upbringing, I can say that Holy Mother Church has quite a reputation for corporal punishment. Certain sects and orders practice mortification of the flesh as atonement for original sin. (Not a common practice anymore but they are still around) and of course who among us "wafer eaters" can forget the nuns and the rulers. You show me a Catholic kid who never got his knuckles rapped and I'll show you an Episcopalian. With all the school girls who show up at BU parties I've been of half a mind to dress up like a priest and deal with all the naughty ones.....I'm not sure how many extra decades I'd get in purgatory but hey.....I'm willing to risk it. Hope to see a bunch of you next Saturday night. rb |
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Could someone keep an eye on the situations vacant ads in the Dallas / Ft Worth area I am looking for a job as a priest. I have been scouring google looking as well, thats why I haven't been on line for a bit.
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There we go...with a St. Andrews Cross up front....enough space between the pews and with a padded back to each so all the girls who have gone astray can line up bend over and the Monsignor just walks up and down taking care of business...hehe |
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You know Ian, to picture you a man doing the Lord's work is no stretch at all.
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ummmmm....
No offense guys but I don't really see you as men of the cloth......
Men of the Cane Men of the strap Men of the paddle.... But not men of the cloth... |
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Oh cripes... Someone's getting a big head. We've graduated from "Sir" to "Monsignor"?
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next thing u know He'll be wanting us to call Him The Pope Himself
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