The "Scawry" Hairbrush

[Mike Schaeffer]

I'll toast to Amber's perfect little bottom

Sorry girls, it seems your plan for brush burning is a futile attempt. I'm pretty sure with all of the very skilled (and, like me, slightly skilled) tops who can cut and carve and all the lush, beautiful forest areas left in our country we won't be out of wooden implements for long no matter how much arson you commit. The design for a basic paddle is a relatively simple layout and if they break halfway through..... well we'd just send you out to cut your own switch anyways.... Besides, if you think you were getting spanked hard for just being naughty wait till you have to be punished for lighting a building on fire...