It's an outrage, I tell you

[garyspk]

Originally Posted by EricaScott

On another forum, I read something about an electric paddle. Say what??

Now really, I ask you... has the day come that our tops are so damned lazy, they can't even move their arms up and down anymore? They need an implement that's powered to do the motions for them? Oh, the humanity.

I'll tell you what -- any man ever comes near me with one of those contraptions, I will smile sweetly at him and say, "OK, honey -- but why don't you take a nice relaxing bath before we play? And take that thing in the tub with you. Make sure it's plugged in first."

Yes, I'm in a bratty mood today. -- Erica

I need to remind my buddies Erica and Kaylex about the classic "Leave It To Beaver" episode (OK, I'm freakin' OLD) where Mrs. Rayburn the principal allegedly had a "paddling machine." I can't remember if it was electric or not. But I do know it had all the kids in Mayfield scared straight!

Maybe this is the same thing? Hmmmm...

[EricaScott]

Originally Posted by garyspk

(OK, I'm freakin' OLD)

Hey, watch that -- I'm the same age as you, Gramps. -- Erica

I remember being a kid and hearing about the teacher or principal who had an electric paddle.......pure urban myth but where you are a kid......well you believe.......C'mon tops.....we can do better than this.

[Lancisto]

Rest assured, Erica - anytime you want an authentic human powered spanking, all you have to do is ask me and you shall receive.

[teefortexas]

Jack,

Did you change your hair? LOL!

Terry

p.s. Give 'em hell, Erica!

[paddlelover21]

A very sorry day for mankind. Thiers not beating this countyboy when it comes to a paddle. Belongs in the scrape pile, or burn barrel.

[sarah thorne]

An electric paddle as in, some kind of machine that automatically spanks? I've heard a few people talk about some kind of "paddle" the emits an electrical shock when coming in contact. Supposedly a small shock, as it is a bug zapper of sorts. lol

sarah

[BlackVelvet007]

Technology takes the fun out of fetish. I don't think wood conducts electricity.

[lil_dixiedarling]

Originally Posted by sarah thorne

An electric paddle as in, some kind of machine that automatically spanks? I've heard a few people talk about some kind of "paddle" the emits an electrical shock when coming in contact. Supposedly a small shock, as it is a bug zapper of sorts. lol

sarah

i haven't encountered the spanking machine but have played with the electro shocky one....it was kinda funny though and made me giggle because it caused little muscle jerks that were uncontrollable due to the current of electricity (not unpleasant at all to me)