Helpful Hints

[EricaScott]

Some more helpful hints, if your spanker just isn't cutting it and you want to ramp things up a bit:

1. Start chanting "Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man..."

2. Pick up the nearest reading material and start leafing through it.

3. When asked if you're feeling this, ask "Feeling what?"

4. Yawn loudly. Better yet, snore. -- Erica