Alternative Heat Source aka Damn It's Cold!!

[garyspk]

Originally Posted by Batman

Okay. It's getting waaaaaaay too cold around here. We need some volunteers to allow us to use their bottoms as a heating source. All interested should let us know so we can line all of you up and start the warming process immediately. It'll be a great way to keep the utility bills down.

Sure and that's the truth, Caped Crusader (in my best Chief O'Hara voice).

No one wants us spankers to struggle with the cold, cold winter. It's even 32 degrees in Texas right now, for God's sake.