Wednesday's newspaper had a cartoon in the comics section where a man and woman are talking. The man says "There sure are a lot of words for the bottom. Tushie, hiney, caboose, tuckus.....". The punchline is that the woman listening to this thinks to herself "What an A**E". If I can find the online link for it, I'll see about posting it here.
Thursday's paper had an article on women's fashion, particularly about a new brand of pantyhose that's apparently very popular in Hollywood these days. The headline for the article : " Gwyneth Paltrow LOVES her Spanx".
Folks....read your daily newspaper. You never know WHAT you'll find.