Helpful Hints

[Adelina]

Hints from Hell, Louise!

Have you ever accidentally learned something new in the process of going about your spanko business that never would have crossed your mind otherwise? Let's take some time to share these helpful bits with others.

** You cannot fold or bend a riding crop to hide it inside your baggage and smuggle it into a hotel. It will break.

** Spankers should not wear satin pajamas. Satin is slippery; spankees are wiggly. Spankee could slide onto floor and bonk its head.

** Be sure all removed eyewear is placed high enough that it will not be eaten by spanker's dog.

[BlackVelvet007]

lol. That's why I love it when a spankee wears flannel dropseats. Regular flannel pjs work fine too though.

TOPS, be sure and check your shoelaces after a spanking. Better yet, wear loafers. Do I need to explain why?

[MichiganHeadmaster]

Originally Posted by Adelina

Hints from Hell, Louise!


** You cannot fold or bend a riding crop to hide it inside your baggage and smuggle it into a hotel. It will break.

Same goes for camera tripods, lighting stands, and sawhorses. Motels where you can drive up to the door are a good solution, but they often aren't as nice (Motel 6, anyone?).

On the other hand, Motel 6, even for its lack of amenities, typically offers a large open floor area if such is needed for play.

[nightowl]

I learned that Vanilla is not just a flavor, and that Topping doesn't mean whip cream and that the kitchen items at the store are useful for more than cooking food.

[spanked~amber]

For some reason, not answering a question by a top is as bad as giving a smart mouth answer.

Don't have gum or in your mouth during a spanking, it's tempting to blow bubbles and boy does that get you into more trouble.

[lil_babygirl]

Originally Posted by spanked~amber

For some reason, not answering a question by a top is as bad as giving a smart mouth answer.

Don't have gum or in your mouth during a spanking, it's tempting to blow bubbles and boy does that get you into more trouble.

Thanks for the tip on that one, amber.... I like to chew gum.

[sarah thorne]

Originally Posted by nightowl

....and that the kitchen items at the store are useful for more than cooking food.

There used to be a store in the city I live called The Wooden Spoon Gourmet shop! The store is meant for gourmet and specialty cooks, but OMG, I saw implements EVERYWHERE when I walked into that place!!! Including a 3 ft wooden spoon!

Here are a few items found for 'cooking'.









Vanilla, my ass!

sarah

[BlackVelvet007]

ROFL seems such a waste to use all that stuff in the kitchen. So uhhhh do they have a website for mail order???

[Adelina]

I must be the only spanko viewing those photos on a spanking website and fantasizing about the batter I could mix with those things.

[RG_]

Originally Posted by sarah thorne

There used to be a store in the city I live called The Wooden Spoon Gourmet shop! The store is meant for gourmet and specialty cooks, but OMG, I saw implements EVERYWHERE when I walked into that place!!! Including a 3 ft wooden spoon!

Here are a few items found for 'cooking'.

Believe it or not, it was a message posted by a member on another discussion site asking about this very store that led to sarah and I meeting. Though I knew sarah from her ID and postings on the site, like many of those that we know online, I had no clue where she actually was in the world. When the question was posted, asking about this shop in Louisville, Kentucky, I determined that when I returned home in the evening that I would reply that I would be happy to visit it for them. When I did come home, sarah had posted, stating that she lived in Kentucky, and would be glad to help. She was only 90 minutes away! We didn't meet right away, but started a friendly and occasional correspondence. She followed up her reply to the post from England with the pictures above, illustrating what was available for the curious Brit.