What were Ya'll doing?!

[kaylex]

Ok I leave for 10 days and I come back ready to jump back into the forum banter......and there isn't any! What we're ya'll doing? The Kaylex and Emmy show even got pulled from the home page!

I would like to give props to the few who kept the chat room hopping. You are my sunshine!

Ok, so enough about that, let me tell you 10 Vanilla sayings from my 10 days in the vanilla world:

10. Bottom's up (then the american said to the translator) that's a saying we american's say to our friends..... (I was thinking: you have NO IDEA!!)

9. You know this was a bit %$#&ersome. (Terry & Gary you have ruined me!)

8. "Kaylex isn't really a vanilla girl" (some one answering for me about dessert)

7. (the next day) "I think Kaylex is a little sick of vanilla by now" (More talk about dessert but I was thinking again "you have NO Idea")

6. (a guy was seeing if I needed help with my luggage I told him I was ok, his response)...Right you can handle it, free agent, got it! (WHO TOLD HIM?!!!!)

5. (while shopping) Hey Kaylex look at these awsome wooden spoons! They have such great wooden Crafts here.

4. Kaylex this stick would make a great cane! (he meant walking stick)

3. Oh you have Arnica.... That is Great stuff!

2. Hey if the van seats are a bit hard you might want to take a pillow to sit on!

and Number 1:

Kaylex is your seat hot?... (The engine was acually under the front seats and we were overheating, still Vanilla's rarely ask me about my seat)

OK so those are the comments that got me through the week and had me laughing more then once. It's good to be back!

Needing to get spanked up!
Kaylex