Gee, I AM sooooo sorry I AM not good enough for YOUUU.
I shall now log off and cry myself to sleep.
Your precious Samantha wouldn't even look at you twice at a mall! Not because you are a grade A nobody, but because she probably has the civility not to point and laugh. I highly doubt you are in the position to judge someone's looks. I second Pauly (btw, thanks for the compliment
) and Amber. Only, I think you should go ahead and keep drinking. The warm feeling in your stomach can substitute for your lack of female attention.
I also do not think you have the right to decide what is a "dicey" way of making money and what isn't. If it is good enough for you to shell out your hard earned dollars for, then it is certainly good enough for someone to profit from. I highly doubt she is going to lose any sleep over you basically calling her a hooker.