There are but few activities in this life quite so invigorating as that of using the flat of one's hand to robustly thrash the bouncing bare butt cheeks of a ravishingly beautiful femme fatale...... even if she only plays one on the big screen.
Julian Wells
The next best thing might well be watching the same from every conceivable angle, and in real-time, so as to (ahem) ensure that the task was carried out properly and everything.
Either way, it's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it
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