On another forum, I read something about an electric paddle. Say what??
Now really, I ask you... has the day come that our tops are so damned lazy, they can't even move their arms up and down anymore? They need an implement that's powered to do the motions for them? Oh, the humanity.
I'll tell you what -- any man ever comes near me with one of those contraptions, I will smile sweetly at him and say, "OK, honey -- but why don't you take a nice relaxing bath before we play? And take that thing in the tub with you. Make sure it's plugged in first."
Yes, I'm in a bratty mood today. -- Erica