Yes, thats me- I confess, I broke the timer. That position has pluses and minuses. The plus is that there is something to grip or hold onto & I'm allowed to kick a little. The minus is there is no way any amount of squirming will get out of the aim of the implement. I'm also in Amber's Agreement(but thats with a spatula), Amber Oversleeps(hairbrush), Amber's Credit Card, & Amber is Hungover(Dave & Buster's Paddle). If I haven't had a dose of one of your paddles yet, I'm sure I will be feeling one sooner or later. It's hard to be good ALL the time..
