LOL Gary I wouldn't know if Lisa is "overdue" for the belt but dang if I wouldn't mind seeing it happen
I didn't want to touch this one because it's a tender subject to me but here goes: I can count on one hand the number of times I got one of those "I want your attention" swats. The rest of the time, my mom's method of discipline was to go eyeball-to-eyeball to me and say "Behave". That was her polite way of saying "Not yet but you're close". I would take the hint and sit on my hands in fear.