[qttink22]

Okay...here's one that's not as disgusting as the last one I posted. LOL. If he's a coffee drinker, grab a bottle of white vinegar and run it through the coffee maker when he's not around. Don't run water through afterward to rinse it. His next cup of coffee will have quite the unusual flavor for him. And since white vinegar IS used to clean things like that, when he spits out that first sip you can tell him innocently and with a big smile, "Oh! I cleaned your coffee maker for you!" He can't possibly spank you after that. After all, you were just trying to be helpful! Tee, hee...