I have been lurking for a while, so I thought I would introduce myself. I’m a 64 y.o. Top, sometimes a switch, who has been active in the scene for about a year and a half. I prefer spanking naughty girls OTK by hand. This survey seems like a good way to introduce myself. I met Amber and Gary at FMS last month. ~Billy

You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station, what snacks do you get?
If I had 10 dollars, I’d be able to buy gas.

If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?
Humpback whale, I’ve got artistic pretensions, a poet who can be heard 10,000 miles away is pretty pretentious

Who’se your favorite redhead?
Youse, dear girl, just you

What do you order when you’re at IHOP?
I only go to IHOP after midnight, so waffles and ice-cream

Last book you read?
Cover to cover, Niki Flynn’s “Dances with Werewolves.”

Describe your mood?
I’m at the computer doing this survey at 6 in the am, get over my knee now!

Describe the last time you were injured?
Whenever the last electric bill came

Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
The one with a ladder.

Rock concert or symphony?
Poetry Reading

What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?
Cell phone has wallpaper? Get over my knee now!

Favorite Soda?
Diet Green Tea with citris

What type of shirt are you wearing?
T-Shirt from xkcd
http://store.xkcd.com/

If you could only use one form of transportation:
feet

Most recent movie you have watched in theatres?
Wall E too

Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for:
Kathryn Hepburn, had hots for her from Philadelphia Story through On Golden Pond

Whats your favorite kind of cake?
Coconut with lemon in middle

What did you have for dinner last night?
Baked Potato with Salsa and Brussels Sprouts

Look to your left, what do you see?
The desktop puter

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
No, I untie them before I put them back on

Favorite toy as a child?
Anything my brother had

Do you buy your own groceries?
Yes

Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Nope

When’s the last time you had gummy worms?
Nope

What’s your favorite fruit?
Fiji apple

Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?
nope

Do you like running long distances?
well, sometimes I run from the couch to the bathroom if the commercial is short

Have you ever eaten snow?
every year

What color are your bedsheets?
dark green bottom, green and white check top, this week, next week the other way

Whats your favorite flower?
Daisy

Do you do ballet?
nope

Do you listen to classical music?
all the time, except when I drive, then I listen to Bluegrass

What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head?
Huh? I try to keep that stuff clear of my brain. Get over my knee right now!

Do you watch Sponge bob?
Nope

What temperature is it outside right now?
about 70

Do people consider you smart?
Yes

How many piercings do you have?
None

Are you signed on AIM?
Huh?

Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?
No

How do you feel about your family?
At 25 miles away or more they are just wonderful, that gets a bit less for every mile closer

Do you have an iPod?
Shuffle for the Gym..

What time do you go to bed?
10 pm. up at 0530.

What CD is currently in your CD player?
Mozart’s Coronation and Sparrow Masses, Kings College Choir and London Symphony

What movie do you know every line to?
Shane

What is your favorite salad dressing?
Raspberry and Walnut..

What do you want for Christmas this year?
You, dear girl, just you

What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where?
Cousin, Sidney

Do you like hugs?
Yeah i do..

Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
Huh?

What’s the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
Once!