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Have you kissed any of your MySpankingforum friends?
Why kiss them when you can spank them?
How tall are you?
5' 8"
Is your tongue pierced?
huh?
Where is your ideal house located?
right about here is fine
Last person you talked to
air conditioning guy
Have you ever taken pictures in a photobooth?
yes (but before you take my guy card, it was for my gun owners permit)
When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
ugh...what can you really do with pasta
What are your keys on your key chain for?
let me look...my house, daughters house, car...now what the heck is this one?
Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
back yard
Where is your current pain at?
nah, phil's cool
Who do you want to marry?
yeah right
Do you like mustard?
sure hamburgers and stuff
Who's your favorite person to drunk dial?
well after a couple wild cherry diet pepsi's......
Do you say the word 'biznatch'?
not in this life
What is your curfew?
my dog allows me to stay out as long as I want
How many rings 'til you answer the phone?
try for one
Do you look like your mom or dad?
look like dad, dress like mom
Who was the last person who told you they hated you?
let me see...amber..no aurora was after that...terry?..emily..
What color is your underwear?
grey today
How long does it take you in the shower?
About 20 minutes.
Can you do the splits?
yeah when you see the news saying..a 45 year old Springfield man was found dead in his home tuesday...
What movie do you want to see right now?
anything with mike meyers...NO, not that totally humorless reject from Saturday night live...the psycho killer one.
Did you think The Grudge was scary?
Nah, just watched to see if maybe Sara Michelle Geller finally gets nekkid...btw she dont, so dont waste your time.
What was the cause of your last accident?
damned depends....oh you mean the car
Do you own a camera phone?
Yes.
Would you ever dye your hair red?
not gonna happen my friend
What song is overplayed?
if Miley Cyrus opens her mouth at all
How many rings are on your fingers right now?
none
What are you drinking?
if you know me, you need not ask
Was your mom a cheerleader?
Not that I know of
Can you pump gas?
Yes.
What's the last letter of your middle name?
e
Are you pregnant?
bastard said he loved me
How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
5-6ish
Do you drink Egg Nog?
Nah.
Do you still like the Dixie Chicks, despite the Bush comment?
It's always the ugly one that mouths off. The other two can say whatever they want.
What do you buy at the movies?
A $9 soda...would you like to upgrade that to a medium sir?
Do you know how to play poker?
I guess
Who did you cheat off of in school?
Was usually cheated upon
Do you wear your seatbelt?
Yes.
What do you sleep in?
not much
Anything big ever happen in your town?
Yeah this is a Capitol so corruption every day.
How many meals do you eat daily?
twice up to 7
Do you always read MySpace bulletins?
Nah
Do you have A.D.D?
no but I am willing to try
Do you like to fly on the airplane?
fly a lot...they are just a mean to get where I need
Ever been to Vegas?
yeppers
Paris or Nicole?
both too skinny
Do you make good pancakes?
tried, just cant that good color or texture
Is Nick Lachey hot?
He is that moochy little punk that clinged on to Jessica right?
Did you eat a cookie today?
nah
Do you know cuss words in other languages?
No, English is fine asshole
Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
pay???
Do you hate chocolate?
just dark
What do you and your parents fight about the most?
Were cool
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