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Originally Posted by EricaScott
On another forum, I read something about an electric paddle. Say what??
Now really, I ask you... has the day come that our tops are so damned lazy, they can't even move their arms up and down anymore? They need an implement that's powered to do the motions for them? Oh, the humanity.
I'll tell you what -- any man ever comes near me with one of those contraptions, I will smile sweetly at him and say, "OK, honey -- but why don't you take a nice relaxing bath before we play? And take that thing in the tub with you. Make sure it's plugged in first." 
Yes, I'm in a bratty mood today. -- Erica |
I need to remind my buddies Erica and Kaylex about the classic "Leave It To Beaver" episode (OK, I'm freakin' OLD) where Mrs. Rayburn the principal allegedly had a "paddling machine." I can't remember if it was electric or not. But I do know it had all the kids in Mayfield scared straight!
Maybe this is the same thing? Hmmmm...