My barber!
I know she used to get the paddle frequently when she was a youngster in private school (she is 37 now).
And the last time I chatted with her by phone and asked if she was behaving she told me that she was in one of her ornery moods.
With that opening, I told her that I guess I will just have to bring my paddle with me when I come for my haircut later.
Her response?
After a brief pause she said "You had better get in line."
Think she is a spanko?
