Well here they are… the aforementioned Poppa Paddles that will be given away as door prizes at the upcoming Florida Moonshine and Texas All State spank’in parties...
Poppa would you be kind enough to share with us what kind of wood and the specifications you use in designing this stingy little bastards. I know from personal experience, this is Veronica’s favorite type of implement… to use on naughty boys and girls.
Dr. D.