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I try to never check baggage because my tendency is never to see them again once I do.
I've carried an entire arsenal of spanking toys past airport security several times. 90 % of the time it's really no big deal. They're looking for knives and guns, not paddles and hairbrushes.
Half the fun is that I'm asthmatic, which means I carry a nebulizer with me on trips. More than once, a security person has opened my backpack, pushed the leather straps and spencer paddles aside, pulled out my nebulizer, and analyzed it to make sure it isnt a bomb. They then hand it back no questions asked.
I've had two incidents in the last five years. Two years ago, coming home from my first TASSP party, a security guy at Dallas Love Field unzipped my bag, pulled out a crop, and stared at me. I stared back at him thinking to myself "Well what do you THINK I'm gonna use that for?" Eventually I won the staredown as he rezipped my bag and said "Have a nice flight."
Three months ago, I was coming home from Cincinnatti of all places, and due to a clusterCENSORED at the airport they had to put me on a different flight. Because I was changing airlines as a result, they had to manually open and inspect my bags. They were more embarassed than I was looking at my arsenal, but honestly, you got any OTHER explanation for a wooden paddle that's signed "Happy Spankings! Love, Amber" ??
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