Aurora, One Sly Joker, and I came up with this in chat last night. Enjoy.
On the 12th Day of Christmas, my spanker gave to me...
12 repentful cuddlings,
11 spankees crying,
10 swats a burning,
9 bottoms bouncing,
8 maids a sulking,
7 switches trimming,
6 minutes of praying,
FIVE PADDLE STINGS,
4 bawling girls,
3 martinets,
2 fuzzy cuffs,
and a really red sore hiney!
(crickets chirping) Any reactions??