New version of Jolly Ol' St. Nicholas
 

Jolly ol' Saint Nicholas, lean your ear this way,
Don't believe a single word of what I'm going to say

There are those who do believe a naughty girl I've been,
Santa, if they really knew the trouble I've been in...

Christmas eve is coming soon, now you dear old man,
a spanking you may give me...
just catch me if you can !

by Good lil' Amber
*tee hee*

LOL Excellent :)

Who else but Amber would come up with this little ditty?!!!

After weeks of denial, I think it's a confession and acknowledgment, folks!

I just hope the "slumber party" story and "Lost & Found" are still forthcoming. Amber's one of the best writers I know. :)

Hey I got an idea for the next one.
"On the first day of Christmas my spanker gave to me...
A really red sore hiney." ;)

OK, so someone needs to work out the whole song for this. Seems like our little kink would be particularly rich for a spoof of this song. ;)

"Jingle janks
Santa spanks
The elves all cry and wail
If you think Rudolph's nose is red
wait 'til you see the tail, OH......"

And try this for visuals...

Silent night (SMACK)(SMACK)
Holy Night (SMACK)(SMACK)
All is calm (THWACK)(YOW)
All is bright (SMACK)(OUCH)

You know, this could all go onto a Tom Lehrer or Dr. Demento Christmas CD! :D

Sarah already has one Dr. Demento Christmas CD, and it's great!

Ahhhh another Tom Lehrer fan. The Masochism Tango, National Brotherhood Week, So Long Mom I'm off to drop the Bomb.....All Good :D

...Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, et. al ... indeed!