Amber's spanking and caning
 

Just a quick post about Amber's recent spanking and caning. Sorry I don't post more often. I stay pretty busy, but I'll have some time after Christmas to post more regularly. This is quite an interesting group of people!
Anyway, at the last Bottoms Up party I got to both spank and cane cute little Amber. She is a darling, squirmy little spankee, and she took more than six of the best with a cane. (She is a bunny-hopper.. Very charming.)
Then she proceded to eat about a pound of my chocolate cake.
She also posed for some pictures for the book I am working on. She and Lisa are featured in the book, which is about spanking. (Hope it's OK to mention that.)
Sorry this is so short. I gotta run to work now.
My thanks to little Miss Amber. It was delightful!


Paul (Tubaman)

P.S. Next Bottoms Up party is January 20th, here in DFW, then the big All-State Spanking Party March 9-11. Lyn and I will be working out the details by late December.

Please send the details for the All State as soon as you can. I'd like to come if possible. I'm already in line for my copy of the photo book. :)

You must be mistaken about that cake though. Amber's tummy is WAY too small to accommodate that much cake.

DFW event in March
 

Part of the reason Tubaman has not sent out ALL the details yet is my lameness in helping acquire a hotel that will accomodate us. We should have some details very soon. The actual event will be the 2nd weekend of March.

So she's a chocolate addict, huh?

If that's the case, she can just join me at meetings of CA (Chocoholics Anonymous).

Hello, my name is Amber and I am a chocoholic.

Lol Milk or Dark? ;) These days, they make these chocolate bars that are 70% cocoa.

Well BV made the dangerous step of asking me what my favorite kind of chocolate is..Now I wouldn't want to be rude and not answer the question.tee hee.

My favorite is dark by far. Of course if I'm having a craving I will consume whatever kind of chocolate I can get my hands on. For those of you that suffer from chocoholicism(yes in my world there is such a word) here are some definite goodies to try;
*Godiva dark chocolate truffles. It's a good thing they were my bosses and he shared a couple with me. If they were mine I might have eaten the whole bag, lol. He was a witness to my eating them and told me that no inappropriate behavior was allowed while on the premisis. I did my "Uh ! What did I do ?!?" He replied with a laugh; "I think you are enjoying that WAY too much"
*Lindt dark chocolate truffles.(there is milk choc. for those who prefer) OMG, wow.
*Ghirdeli dark chocolate with/mint. Heavenly !
*Dove dark chocolate.
*Queen dark chocolate covered cherries. I discovered these just last year and they're only a buck a box. Cheap sin.tee hee.
*Hershey's special dark.
*MilkyWay Midnight. My favorite candy bar.

I'm still waiting for them to come out with dark chocolate Whoppers and 3 Musketeers. Oh and btw if my bottom looks bigger during the holidays you have my confession and cause here. ;) Christmas and chocolate just go so well together I think. ;)

Oh you are quite welcome Paul, just keep that chocolate coming. The cane isn't so scary if there is chocolate waiting at the end. tee hee.

I have a dumb question, lol. What is a "bunny hopper" ?

Duly noted Amber. Of course we all know the best way to burn calories after chocolate ;)

"bunny hopper" defined
 

Amber,

A "bunny hopper" is a bottom that hops up and clutches her behind when swatted with a particularly stingy implement (like a cane). A delightful response.

In fact, Ed Lee made a video for me of exactly that called, appropriately enough, "Tubaman's Video."

Video is not NEARLY as much fun as the real thing, though!

Thanks again for the wonderful play!

Paul (Tubaman)