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EricaScott 12-04-2007 02:50 PM
It's an outrage, I tell you
 
On another forum, I read something about an electric paddle. Say what??

Now really, I ask you... has the day come that our tops are so damned lazy, they can't even move their arms up and down anymore? They need an implement that's powered to do the motions for them? Oh, the humanity.

I'll tell you what -- any man ever comes near me with one of those contraptions, I will smile sweetly at him and say, "OK, honey -- but why don't you take a nice relaxing bath before we play? And take that thing in the tub with you. Make sure it's plugged in first." :D

Yes, I'm in a bratty mood today. -- Erica

paully62 12-04-2007 03:47 PM
Erica Dear, you've left some grey area here...you're against the electric paddle?

kaylex 12-04-2007 09:02 PM
not as bad as...
 
Well Erica our mutual British friend has a spanking machine... that's being even lazier then an electric paddle!

Sheesh the laziness I tell you!

texas_jack 12-04-2007 09:19 PM
As a switch my bottom side says "Hey I'd like to give that a try just to see what it feels like." and my Top side says "Hey I'd like to give that a try just to see what it feels like." Both sides it would be just for fun though. For neither side would it ever take the place of the unstoppable arm versus the imovable butt.

EricaScott 12-04-2007 09:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kaylex (Post 7127)
Well Erica our mutual British friend has a spanking machine... that's being even lazier then an electric paddle!

Sheesh the laziness I tell you!
No wayyyyy! Oh, I am SO disappointed in him. Considering he's one of the best spankers I know, what does he need a freakin' machine for??

What is this scene coming to... -- Erica

garyspk 12-04-2007 09:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EricaScott (Post 7114)
On another forum, I read something about an electric paddle. Say what??

Now really, I ask you... has the day come that our tops are so damned lazy, they can't even move their arms up and down anymore? They need an implement that's powered to do the motions for them? Oh, the humanity.

I'll tell you what -- any man ever comes near me with one of those contraptions, I will smile sweetly at him and say, "OK, honey -- but why don't you take a nice relaxing bath before we play? And take that thing in the tub with you. Make sure it's plugged in first." :D

Yes, I'm in a bratty mood today. -- Erica

I need to remind my buddies Erica and Kaylex about the classic "Leave It To Beaver" episode (OK, I'm freakin' OLD) where Mrs. Rayburn the principal allegedly had a "paddling machine." I can't remember if it was electric or not. But I do know it had all the kids in Mayfield scared straight!

Maybe this is the same thing? Hmmmm...

EricaScott 12-04-2007 09:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by garyspk (Post 7132)
(OK, I'm freakin' OLD)
Hey, watch that -- I'm the same age as you, Gramps. :p -- Erica

rangerboy 12-04-2007 10:13 PM
Yeowwwwww
 
I remember being a kid and hearing about the teacher or principal who had an electric paddle.......pure urban myth but where you are a kid......well you believe.......C'mon tops.....we can do better than this.

Lancisto 12-05-2007 04:38 AM
Rest assured, Erica - anytime you want an authentic human powered spanking, all you have to do is ask me and you shall receive. :)

teefortexas 12-05-2007 09:47 AM
What big eyes you have!
 
Jack,

Did you change your hair? LOL!

Terry

p.s. Give 'em hell, Erica!

paddlelover21 12-05-2007 12:13 PM
A very sorry day for mankind. Thiers not beating this countyboy when it comes to a paddle. Belongs in the scrape pile, or burn barrel.

sarah thorne 12-05-2007 05:18 PM
An electric paddle as in, some kind of machine that automatically spanks? I've heard a few people talk about some kind of "paddle" the emits an electrical shock when coming in contact. Supposedly a small shock, as it is a bug zapper of sorts. lol :eek:

sarah

BlackVelvet007 12-06-2007 12:04 AM
Technology takes the fun out of fetish. I don't think wood conducts electricity. ;)

sarah thorne 12-06-2007 10:22 AM
BV, I don't think it was a wood paddle, but perhaps a plastic one of sorts. :)

sarah

spanked~amber 12-06-2007 10:57 AM
Electric paddle ?!? http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/5280/hide8rp.gif If someone wants to go to all the trouble to invent an electric paddle(I agree how lazy) then my vote is that we bottoms come up with a paddle that audibly counts swats...since tops can't seem to stick to the count, ehem.. and they are always sticking the job of counting to the poor bottom on the recieving end..just my http://www.v-rodforums.com/forums/im...ies/2cents.gif worth.

lil_dixiedarling 12-06-2007 12:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sarah thorne (Post 7162)
An electric paddle as in, some kind of machine that automatically spanks? I've heard a few people talk about some kind of "paddle" the emits an electrical shock when coming in contact. Supposedly a small shock, as it is a bug zapper of sorts. lol :eek:

sarah
i haven't encountered the spanking machine but have played with the electro shocky one....it was kinda funny though and made me giggle because it caused little muscle jerks that were uncontrollable due to the current of electricity (not unpleasant at all to me)

Jean-Paul 12-07-2007 02:34 PM
Well, Sherie,What DON'T you like...lol

I would think a spanking machine,electric or otherwise,
would tend to strike the same place over and over again,
......and who wants that??????
Variety is the spice of life....even in a spanking..

I'll stick with the human touch,thank you very much.

lil_dixiedarling 12-07-2007 02:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jean-Paul (Post 7198)
Well, Sherie,What DON'T you like...lol
Oh i'm sure there is something out there that i don't like.....;)

Batman 12-07-2007 11:35 PM
For those of you who may be curious, here is a website for the world's first actual spanking machine. After a proper warm up with the hand, I think this contraption could be very useful. :D

http://www.robospanker.com

garyspk 12-08-2007 12:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Batman (Post 7216)
For those of you who may be curious, here is a website for the world's first actual spanking machine. After a proper warm up with the hand, I think this contraption could be very useful. :D

http://www.robospanker.com
Batman,

This thing looks fantastic! LOL. Maybe I should contact them and see if we can use one in a video on AmateurSpankings.

Gary

BlackVelvet007 12-08-2007 02:27 AM
For video purposes, I could see the appeal of this machine. For all practical purposes, I can't see owning one. :rolleyes:

EricaScott 12-08-2007 06:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Batman (Post 7216)
For those of you who may be curious, here is a website for the world's first actual spanking machine. After a proper warm up with the hand, I think this contraption could be very useful. :D

http://www.robospanker.com
(sigh) Lazy, lazy, LAZY! :-Þ

Batman 12-09-2007 02:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EricaScott (Post 7234)
(sigh) Lazy, lazy, LAZY! :-Þ
Hmm... How I wish we were in closer proximity, Young Lady!! Then, we'd see how lazy you think I am. :D

spanko81 12-12-2007 07:47 PM
Hmmm.....

A spanking machine, eh??

An interesting thought, to say the least !

Gotta go with Erika, here, though...

Sheesh!!!

Are you KIDDIN' me????

LOL

:p

LAZY LAZY LAZY !!!! GAAAAAAWWWWWWDDDDDD !!!! lol


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