The Kaylex and Emmy Show.
 

Just a little joke that requires your participation!

For those of you who heard about this, lucky you. For those of you who didn't... what a shame.

My dear friend Kaylex and I are under the impression that there needs to be Spank TV. All spanking all the time, and you get it on normal cable!

There would be commercials featuring Ian from Loundon Tanners (you should hear our immitation of that one) Amaturespanking.com, and Chad's Paddels. Other commercials are welcome. Oh yes and the one for Arnica.

The most popular show would be the Emmy and Kaylex show. A spanking disscussion show where Emmy and Kaylex disscuss frequently and not so frequently asked questions about the spanking scene.

Since we may never really be able to get our show underway, because GaryS refuses to support us on amaturespanking. Boo. You Top! We're going to do it as a forum thread, participation from the our studio audience is greatly appricieted.

Today's disscussion topic on the Emmy and Kaylex show:

*gets announce voice in check*

"Kaylex, there is much debate on the sensual feel of a spanking. Diffrent implements, diffrent feelings. We all know this to be true, but let's disscuss it a little furthur. Why do some people prefer the softness of leather over the harshness of the wood paddle? When we all know that they could take a good dose of both and survive? Also what about those special implements that can put a bottom into subspace so quickly it leaves the top with little to do, but then put in other hands can leave such a sting that it causes the bottom to squirm. For instance, the flogger, and the infamous Chad Strap that you, myself, and my dear freind Emily are familar with. What are your thoughts, Kaylex? As well as the the members of the studio audience?"

I have a spagettie-thin,very flexible 16 inch piece of rubber that I can make "heaven" or "hell". It's great for those "hard to reach" places.
Hot-spanker

Come on up to NY. We have public access channels here that would LOVE to put this programming on the air. :)

It's not the toy but the one who wields it. We had a thread before where we noted that ANY wood or leather implement can either be sweet & sensual or harsh and unforgiving depending on the top's ability to use it. I still believe that.

Now I'm wondering what other shows are on your network. Maybe our own game show version of Press Your Luck where brats see how far they can push a top before they get spanked. Or The Punishment Show where the really naughty get what they've earned. Endless possibilities I tell you.

In my experience any an every implement ive ever felt could be made to feel absolutely heavenly... but in the next instance have me begging for mercy lol... There are just some implements i adore so much id prefer them to stay in the good girl spanking implement category..

So much participation already
 

Thanks for the intro Emmy! That's right you heard it here first folks all spanking all the time. THanks so much for those of you who have weighed in thus far.

Please remember, this is our show... NOT OUR NETWORK. If by chance another show pops up wed be happy to advertise for it. (but its more fun if you have an accent, or a catch phrase that we can make fun of if that is the case).

As far as implements go... I say variety is key! I dont like having anything in the good or bad category. Take floggers wow first experience OUCH! second experience WOW! I like surprises!

Studio audience?

Spanking Channel
 

Oh Girls!!!! Loads of possibilites.

Game shows; a talk show where the guests are spanking celebs......I'm sure a sitcom with the Daniels would be a hit. I'd love to see a mainstream, Rated R, Hollywood movie about our kink....The Secretary came close but not quite.

Hmmmmmm......the After School Specials could be pretty cool.....

I've got to give this one some more thought.

By the way, this is going to sound like I'm joking but I'm dead serious....I was glad to see all of the young folks at the party in Texas....it tells me that this kink of ours will live on......you young folks have got to pick up the paddle...er....I mean torch and carry on.

we wont let You down RB Sir :cool:

I know i am definitely up for the task for keeping the kink going....i'd be lost withut it.... :D

Sherie

By the way, this is going to sound like I'm joking but I'm dead serious....I was glad to see all of the young folks at the party in Texas....it tells me that this kink of ours will live on......you young folks have got to pick up the paddle...er....I mean torch and carry on.


I'm doing my best to teach them RB.

Gary D.

Thanks Gary
 

...and with a mentor of your stature....it will indeed live on.

It was real nice to finally meet you in person Gary....you're as good a guy as fraudgirl held you out to be. Sure had a ball at TASSP....look forward to seeing you at BU in May and getting a chance to visit some more.

Regards,

RB

hmmm exactly what are You teaching and how..so far i've yet to learn anything from You.....heheheheheheh

Sherie

Ahem!
 

AHEM! Ladies and Gentleman can we please stay on topic! This is not a network production meeting this is a live broadcast!

So back to the topic at hand. Shall we get somewhat edgy and ask... Is there a difference between Discipline spankings, play spankings, and erotic spankings? I think we all know there is....... but what makes the difference? Audience?

definitely the mood, the emotions, the setting, the person it's with , ect.. makes the difference between the above mentioned type spankings.. or at least for me :)

Edgy
 

Miss Kaylex....a litte respect for your elders young lady or I'll be happy to demonstrate a discipline spanking in May.:p

Interesting dynamic in adult disciplinary spanking. Given the "ethics" of our kink, the spankee essentially "consents" to "non-consensuality." Both parties agree that certain behaviors are unacceptable or certain goals must be met and the consequences are a painful experience for the spankee. To "discipline" implies that hopefully, the behaviors will not be repeated and that future unpleasant spankings will not be necessary. It should not be a pleasureable experience for either party....it is strictly business. The spanker bears great responsibility to ensure that the spankee...while punished....is not harmed either physcially or mentally. From my perspective, a displinary relationship is not for novices....only experienced and repsonsible spanker/spankees should embark on this journey.

Playful spankings....well anyone who was at TASSP understands the nature of that activity. Safe, sane, consensual and always, always, always, the intensity, duration, and degree of "bareness" is at the exclusive discretion of the spankee. Its about having some fun.....playing around....exploring new limits but always being respectful of those limits.

Sensual spankings.....oh now we move from "R" to "X". Many of us find an erotic side to this interest.....heck, most of us do to some degree. Again, it is with full consensuality of the spankee. It may range from a swat or two during sex....a mild to medium paddling beforehand....all depends on what rings your's and your partner's chimes. I had a girlfriend in the early 80's who could not seem to......eh....."be satisfied" as it were unless I put her over my lap and spanked her hard and long. It was great but that's the only experience with someone who needed it to be sexually fulfilled. Most of my subsequent partners and my current spouse love it but it isn't critical to effective love making.

Okay...that's about as long a post as I've ever made.

Be interested in reading other thoughts.

Cheers to all

rangerboy[/PHP]

Wow...i think we have a winner...excellent break down there Rangerboy..someone get this man a cookie!!! hehe

Sherie

What a wonderful answer from our very good and faithful audience member, Rangerboy. Gotta love him.

Since he killed that discussion in one post. Let us move on to something else. Some of our studio audience have experienced being in a vanilla reltionship, where things are stable and strictly easy, but they find themselves, as most spanko's do, wanting more then what they have in that relationship. What is your advice about changing or terminating that relationship. Is there an easy way or will it always be difficult.

(Any wise cracks about this being needed for personal advice will fall on deaf ears and will be answered with a swat! Even from a brat!)

Vanilla Partners
 

Emmy,

Well I hope I don't slay this discussion as wll with a single response but let me share some thoughts.

For many if not most of us, this kink is a big, big part of who we are.

After two failed marriages and more relationships than I care to recall....I can say with some degree of authority that the biggest obstacle to a happy partnership is one partner who doesn't accept the other for who and what they are. (Not that many of my ex's were vanilla...it was other stuff like my being gone for months at a time in the Navy...but again, that is what I did and loved for 24 years of my life.) My current wife fell in love with who I am and I can honestly say I've never been happier in my life.

It is very, very difficult for a vanilla to understand or accept us. That is not being critical or saying that they aren't good, tolerant people. But try to describe a sunset to someone who has been blind their whole life. Try to describe an Eric Clapton song to someone who was born deaf.....it just isn't in their frame of reference.

Unless a spanko has a partner who is understanding in the extreme and who puts their feelings aside, I'd say the odds of a spanko/vanilla relationship surviving the long haul is pretty remote.

That's one man's view....would love to hear from others.

Rangerboy:D

Yes, I would love to hear other peoples opinions, but this was a silly topic anyway. Because most of our studio audience will likely give a very close answer to what you just said.

I know also, form personal experience, how hard it is to date a vanilla, but I managed to keep together with my boyfriend since our sophomore year in highschool (four, going on five years in April!)

It wasn't till this weekend, when I got to attend the TAS party and really find out what I misssing and why there was this void in my life that I could never really explain.

For me, it was almost easy. When he showed up, and I wasn't expecting to see him, that anger caused me to shout it out in an irattional desicion and yell out my all the things that happened with my weekend at him.

I told him that I wasn't going to force him into anything, even when he offered to try new things. Because it wasn't who he was, and me staying with him when he wasn't a spanko wasn't who I was. So either way, someone was lying. And relationships don't float well with lies in the middle of them. ^_^

That was just a small update for those of you who hadn't heard yet. Since everyone from the TAS is concerned about the host, as I learned and I thank you.

But I'll leave this topic open for more discussion, and let Kaylex start another topic. Its her turn.

more cookies for RB? lol.. i enjoy reading Your responses RB.. i was in a relationship in high school where my bf an i played around w/ spanking play.. We were together for approx 4ish years. we parted ways b/c he was to wrapped up in school an i was ready for that next step in a relationship (or at least i thought i was).. next i met the guy whom would be my husband shortly after (what the heck was i in sucha hurry for to settle down? lol).. he showed potential in the beginning of our relationship to possibly be a spanko but it all passed as soon as we said our "i do's".. we were together for 4 years.. i was miserable and im sure he was to.. the only good thing to come of our relationship are the two beautiful little boys we made together. when we finally split i vowed id never be in another vanilla relationship.. ive had the time of my life ever since.. my first spanking party (allstate) 2 years ago i met Darren an we've been together ever since.. i didnt go to the party expecting to fall in love but BAM!!! it happened an im sooooooooooo glad it did.. my life hasnt been the same since.. i actually have an exciting life now since high school lol..

Thanks Emmy
 

Rangerboy let's not foget whose show this is... Old man or not, no threatening to spank the co-host!

That said Rangerboy nice job weighing in. Emily thanks for sharing your story! Emmy my dear way to be real.

My story If ell in love with a vanilla. We got engaged and he fell apart. I told him on the second date about being a spanko. He didnt get it and didn't care to try but I was so in love I didn't care. I'm finally at the point that I am thankful it all happened the way it did.

So that brings me to my question for the studio audience: When is it that you most crave spanking?

I'll weigh in a bit later!

"Old Man" ????
 

Kaylex, you dear, sweet, adorable little Bottom....."old" is bingo night at the senior center. "Old" is sitting on the park bench mumbling to yourself.

While twice your age, I'm enjoying "Middle Age". I hit the gym at 0500 each morning for a half hour on the cross country trainer.....then again in the afternoon for weight training. I'll bet I can bench press you AND Emmy..:D


Crave spanking????? I'll sit this one out and see what the other audience members have to say. Might weigh in later with some thoughts.:rolleyes:

Hugs and smacks.

RB

Oh, dear Rangerboy, you are too much fun. I think I've failed to mention that you're very, very close running for my favorite top, but here on the Emmy and Kaylex show, we don't have favorites. *wink*

As for bench pressing, I'll refrain from commenting on not being skinny mini due to the fact that very topish eyes are watching this and I do NOT want to get in trouble.

*clears throat*

That, however, is beside the point. Kaylex, my very dear co-host, asked the question. When do you crave the spanking most?

For me, that is a simple and a very difficult question. I could answer, I always crave a spanking, because yes, I am a very close to true 100% spanko and it's always in the back of my mind.

But it DOES go deeper then that. I think I should rephrase the question, just a little. "Why do you crave the spanking."

I believe it goes back to earlier disscussion about the diffrent types of spanking, and I would like a memeber of studio audience, Thomas, to post an article that he wrote the division of spankings, spliting them up into five categories, very good and very very true.

I am a playful brat, but I know when to ask for what I deserve or admit that I do need to be disciplined. And a lot of times that eats away at me. Being new to the scene, I have a lot of things that are eating away and I've never found the peace I'm seeking. So, I crave spankings as a release from guilt.

I also crave them as a chance to forget the world around me, just to play and have no weight tying me down. Because playful spanking, gives you a fun sensation to focus on and a person that is caring about you (and your bare bum) for those very short, fun minutes.

Then again. There are times when I'm NOT craving a spanking. When I'm sitting in church, or in the middle of the lobby at work talking to a customer. That does not mean that I'm NOT thinking about them. Hehehehe.

Now, I think it's safe to say, that EVERYONE (well not tops) craves a spanking just after a party. I think everyone is suffering post-party syndrom. Am I right?

This disscussion is still open to other brats, and Top too.. if they every CRAVE a spanking. Hmm. I would love to hear that one.

i crave the spanking lifestyle like i need air.. yesssssssss i know that sounds corny as hell.. oops.. can we cuss on this here program??? :confused: i gotta have air to survive... i gotta have this lifestyle just the same.. my life outside of my children before now was so dead and miserable.. once i took the chance an explored the lifestyle more an actually took the giant step to participate it's like a whole new breath of life was instilled in me.. :D

Hey, Mister Ranger Sir (bad Yogi Bear impression)....

This explanation absolutely nails it. For whatever it's worth, I agree with this assessment 100%.

If someone reading this is struggling with the whole "vanilla partner" issue, he or she should print this explanation and keep it to refer to in the future.

Kudos, Rangerboy!

I have every intention of growing old and gray with my vanilla hubby. He may be vanilla, but he is so perfect in so many other important ways. I know I am exceedingly lucky to have him, and I'm keeping him.

It does help a lot that he is understanding about my quirks and lets me pursue this interest on my own. If he were judgemental about my kink, that would make it more difficult.

Adelina,

You are very lucky indeed. That is fabulous to hear.

Gary

[QUOTE=kaylex;3217]Rangerboy let's not foget whose show this is... Old man or not, no threatening to spank the co-host!

Hmmm, don't worry there RB, I'll do more than threaten.........appears our bratty co-hosts need lots of spanking ;)

Gary D.

I thought the rule was... no threatining of spanking the hosts.

Don't make us kick two of our favorite people off the show. If this persists... you never know what Kaylex and I will have to do.

We might just spank you.

Which is highly doubtful, since both of us are very much bratty bottoms and I'm not afraid to admit that.

Hmm. That leads me to another disscussion question for switches. What makes a swtich a switch?

Let me go in depth? What changes the mood? When do you want to be in control and when do you want someone else to take control? And which side is easier?

Maybe this is a silly question, but it seems interesting to me.

What Makes a Switch a Switch?
 

Geeezzzzz....this isn't the Spanking Network...this is a graduate seminar at Spanko University. Professor Emmy is asking hard questions.:p

I'm going to preface my answer by declaring that this is simply my experience and may not apply even remotely to anyone else.

I'm a Switch, but these days a Switch with a lower case "s"...I do lots more Topping. Not sure if that's circumstance or preference....I just haven't given it much thought.

For me it is more the partner than any particular feeling...I think so anyway...I'm sort of thinking this out as I write. Many of you met Aunt Vicki at TASSP...one of the great female Tops in the scene. I've played with her over about a seven year period. While I've Topped a couple of girls with her, I could no more imagine Topping her than I could imagine harming a friend...it just won't happen. Can't be done.

Coversely, I've switched a couple of times with some of Gary's girls and routinely with Fraudgirl...seems perfectly normal. My wife is 100% Bottom (although not long ago I was working in the garage and listening to my iPoD...she smacked me on the butt to get my attention....if she ever chooses to Top I'll give you all as much advance warning as I can....that little gal has got a wicked swat.:eek:

An ex of mine wanted to Switch....I tried it and we both felt ridiculous....it was just not comfortable for either of us. Now why is that??? I really haven't a clue....the chemistry just wasn't there.

Why Switch? In my case, probably for the same reasons that the Bottoms like to Bottom. I was never subject to corporal punishment as a child apart from a swat or two when I was very young for trying to do something dangerous. But the anticipation, the lecuture, the butterflys in the stomach....the loss of control...it can be quite exciting...The sense that someone else has total control over you but is not going to do any serious harm......

I guess this is about a "C" paper for the seminar but its a topic that I'll think more about and perhaps write some more.

Be good to one another,

rangerboy

ok
 

ok co-host Emmy I'm going to go back and weigh in on my own question about craving a spanking. Although it's going to be truncated because I have to be some where soon.

Craving a spanking.... I was with a vanilla guy for a year and we were engaged. He knew about the spanking from date two. He could have never done it but I really liked him, fell in love, and decided I dind't care. Well when our relationship was good I didn't think or care about spanking at all.... but when the relationship went south the desire to be spanked was like an uncontrollable monster.

So In that I'vev come to the conclusion that my spanking craving is based on the connection i have with people. if I feel connected and cared for it tends to fade a bit... when i feel lonely or isolated it comes on with avengence.

The only other time that I would call it a craving is when I'm stressed out and I feel like the world is out of control then it centers me. Hard to think about much else when you are getting a spanking! Even with Buns of steel! And if I get to acheive subspace.... BONUS!

i think RB was teachers pet in school :p i really enjoy reading your responses.. ;)

Teacher's Pet?????
 

Emily,

Well thanks for the compliment...very sweet of you.

Yeah my teachers all liked me. I got pretty good grades and was well behaved.

BTW, whereabouts in Arkansas do you live? My folks retired to the Ozarks.

rangerboy

im close to the Ozarks.. the closest familiar city to where i life would be Ft Smith.. which is about 20 minutes away.. i actually live in the small town of Alma..

Wrapping up this week's Episode
 

Ladies and Gentleman thank you so much for joining the first episode of the Kaylex and Emmy show! It wouldn't be the same with out us...I mean you... I meant to say YOU!

Except for some mild threatening to the co-hosts I think we covered some great ground on this one, Vanilla partners, types of spankings, Switches, Cravings.... And it's only going to get better from here!

And now a word from our sponsor...
 

(well ok it would be a word from them but its more funny if we make up the commercial)

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Oh Kayles.....you have me :D ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

rangerboy

Nice job with the impersonation there, Kaylex. But your spelling needs some work!