Okay...here's one that's not as disgusting as the last one I posted. LOL. If he's a coffee drinker, grab a bottle of white vinegar and run it through the coffee maker when he's not around. Don't run water through afterward to rinse it. His next cup of coffee will have quite the unusual flavor for him. And since white vinegar IS used to clean things like that, when he spits out that first sip you can tell him innocently and with a big smile, "Oh! I cleaned your coffee maker for you!" He can't possibly spank you after that. After all, you were just trying to be helpful! Tee, hee...

Hi guys...........heres one...........go to the store and buy one can of spray paint in say bright green, and a can of washable hair-colour spray in same or near same colour.

Use washable spray to write something on his car in HUGE letters....ie..."John is a nancy-spanker". Then leave the can of spray PAINT sitting on the car.

Watch his face when he thinks the message is in permanent colour !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then...................RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNN

:D

Okay...here are a few more simple, silly ideas...

Buy some shoe polish that's the same color as the phone in his hotel room and coat the receiver with it when he's not looking. When you step into the restroom, bring your cell phone with you and call his hotel room. Make sure you hang up your phone and open the door just as he's answering so you get to see his reaction. Or...

Take the bar of soap from his shower and paint it with clear nail polish. Make sure there's time for it to dry before he'll be taking a shower. When he attempts to use it next time...he'll wonder what in the world is wrong with the #$%& soap!!! And finally...

If you're somewhere where it's cold enough outside that it's snowy or icy, at the very end of the night open his bathroom windows completely. Then flood the bathroom floor with water and shut the door. When he goes in there in the morning, it will be nice and cold...and a bit slippery on the icy floor!